Kiddy Funnies

B: Can I have some of that cheese?
Mommy: Sure!
B: Is it cheddar?
M: Mmm...no, I think it's American. Cheddar would have a sharper taste.
B: Oh, I don't want that! It would cut my tongue!!!


Mommy: What did you do at camp today?
A: I don't know.
Mommy: Well, can you try to see it in your head?
J: He can't do that - he has too much hair!
B: And he can't open up his head to look inside!